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07/19

Hector Cervantes

(seetoe5)

Side effects may include public ridicule that may result in stress and tension. #SkyMallComedy http://t.co/KrPUVDZV

Posted: 11 months 4 days ago
07/19

Hector Cervantes

(seetoe5)

Turns out I speak Quiznos. The worker said, "whayahave" and I understood, "good day to you sir! What can I get you to eat?"

Posted: 11 months 4 days ago
07/04

Hector Cervantes

(seetoe5)

AMERICA!...Sweet...sweet America. Ya know? God done shed his grace on thee. Yes...he did. And he crowned thy good with a brothahowihuhud.

Posted: 11 months 2 weeks ago
07/04

Hector Cervantes

(seetoe5)

I'm reminded of the words of Ray Charles, "oh beautifowowel...for spacious skies. For amber waves of grain. You know what he's talkin about?

Posted: 11 months 2 weeks ago
07/02

Hector Cervantes

(seetoe5)

Dear Braves, you've forced me into saying this...ahem...what's gives?

Posted: 11 months 3 weeks ago
06/29

Hector Cervantes

(seetoe5)

A woman at our show kept hollering "A MAYAN! A MAYAN!" I thought she was talking about me then realized it was the country version of "amen"

Posted: 11 months 3 weeks ago
06/19

Hector Cervantes

(seetoe5)

First year playing fantasy baseball. I'm not sure if it's good to have most of my team on the DL but if so, I think I'm winning.

Posted: 12 months 4 days ago

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